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Luther Abel·
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·April 16, 2021

The Prius: An icon of conservatism

Commuters are rarely provided wondrous vistas during their daily drives, and this day was no exception. At the red-light on the corner of Wisconsin and Bluemound roads, adjacent to the Fleet Farm but just short of making out the Kwik Trip gas station, a traveler has little recourse but to observe the vehicles surrounding them to pass the time. After all, a red light stays red longer if you watch it, or so grandmothers are apt to say.
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villeriusm·
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·April 16, 2021

Polarity^2: The fallacy of radical respect

Distress erupted this past week in our community at Lawrence. Our Associate Dean and Vice President of Diversity and Inclusion, Dr. Kimberly Barrett, sent an email titled "Radical Respect" that has many in our student body (myself included) frustrated. The point of contention in the email refers to the candidacy for a class representative of one of our peers, specifically the discourse and reactions surrounding it in the student-run Facebook group called The Shoutbox, a group with over 950 members that consists entirely of Lawrentians.
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admin·
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·April 9, 2021

Update letters to the editor policy

Any letters to the editor received during a standard news cycle will be published in the edition immediately after the letter has been edited, revised and reviewed. The letter will appear on The Lawrentian website at the same time as the rest of that edition. If a letter to the editor is received outside of the standard news cycle, it will be edited and revised per usual and will be uploaded to The Lawrentian website once that process is complete. Letters received outside of the standard news cycle will not be published in print.
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zander-buchlaw·
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·April 9, 2021

Orthography as a Political Phenomenon: Why do we write long vowels differently when we textttttt?

Spoken English, like most languages, makes great use of semantic and pragmatic vowel length. It is not phonemic, meaning that the word you are saying will not become a different word if you lengthen one vowel, but it’s clearly a part of the way we communicate because most of us actively represent it when we text. In most writing systems, a long vowel is represented by emphasizing a vocalic sign, whether it is a glide consonant that stands for a vowel—such as in Abjads like Hebrew, most Aramaic varieties, and Arabic (these letters are called matres lectionis) — or a character that represents a vowel itself — which is either repeated or somehow embellished with a diacritic or other mark, as is the case in most Roman-based orthographies.
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Sarah Matthews·
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·April 9, 2021

Repeat After Me: No one hates you

I used to think that repeating affirmations was a really cheesy thing to do. I’ve changed my mind, and you should, too. Let me tell you something I think you need to hear. I’ve been having a lot of trouble with thinking that everyone hates me. I think that the more consumed we are by social media in our technology- based pandemic world, the more insecure we become about ourselves. For me, this transition has been somewhat detrimen- tal, since I’ve always been insecure about myself, with or without the inclusion of social media.
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Sarah Matthews·
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·April 16, 2021

Repeat After Me: You’re pretty

To say I’d kill for Kendall Jenner’s body is an understatement. I don’t understand how these models look the way that they do and why I can’t look like that, too.
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nulo-bulo·
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·April 16, 2021

To the 90 and counting

I thought that my dream was quite humorous that night. In my sleep, I dreamt that I had contracted COVID-19, except Lawrence had no more quarantine space. So naturally, those with the virus isolated by camping out on Main Hall Green.
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villeriusm·
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·April 9, 2021

Polarity^2: F*ck-off day and centrist politics

Some of Italy celebrates F*ck- off Day. It was observed for two years in a row from 2007 to 2008. F*ck-off Day is not a religious holiday, nor a nationally-recognized one. It's a political holiday cursing the government with its own Santa Claus of sorts: frizzy grey-haired founder, Beppe Grillo. Grillo, a comedi- an, is the caricature you may expect. The short, plump man even recently wore clown make-up to reference the chaotic political movement from the 2019 film, Joker.
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rosalira-paxlington·
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·April 9, 2021

The overlooked oddities of the globe

When I tell people that I go to school in Wisconsin, the first thing out of their mouths usually is not about how jealous they are of the weather, how they have always wanted to live there, or how they have vacationed there before. They do not ask me if I have seen any famous attrac- tions or if I have time to explore warm beaches or bustling cities on the week- ends.
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barrah-kunaan-shamoon·
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·April 9, 2021

Do not smile at me in 2021

I’ll be honest. I’ve never been a fan of the Midwestern “friendliness” culture in Wisconsin. Coming from a city of 20 million people, you are trained to keep your eyes forward and your hand on your possessions as you navigate busy traffic or crowded markets. In my freshman year international student orientation, one of the seniors told us, “You’ll find it very, very, weird at first. Just smile and nod back.
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