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Lawrence Bubble infobox

Issue date: 4/1/06 Section: News
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Until a rescue plan is formed, here are a few tips for students trapped inside:

-Drinking your urine saves on precious water.
-Plants emit oxygen, so avoid eating grass and
trees until absolutely necessary.
-When eating fellow students, make sure the
meat is cooked until at least a light pink.
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