2008 Woodie Awards
Point-Counterpoint: Who sucks?
Point: Liberals Suck
Ward Cleaver
Issue date: 4/1/06 Section: Opinions & Editorials
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Leftists are dumb. They are kind of like communists because they want their enemies lined up into the street and summarily shot. They have a short-term view of history, and don't understand that the free market is the way to help people.
Before you can help others, you must help yourself so that if you choose to help others, you will have the means to help them and you will understand the realities of the world in which we live.
Democrats don't do this.
There is a word for Democrats: socialists. And all socialists, as we know from Frederick Engels, believe in a utopia. Well, we live in an imperfect world, but through intelligent military interaction and following our own self-interests we can indeed do a little bit to help a few people. Isn't that better than attempting a whole lot of nothing for nobody?
Liberals hate America. Why do they hate America? Because they hate seeing her thrive. They want her to bow before the United Nations and let the United Nations make all of her decisions. Liberals hate America because liberals are all utopian democratic socialist leftists, but they can't help it because they were born that way.
Democrats shouldn't forget that we wouldn't have the freedoms they so cherish, like sodomy and abortion and burning the American flag, if good, old-fashioned patriots hadn't fought and died against Germans and Russians and South Vietnamese soldiers. Some of these soldiers also fought in Korea and we should not forget them.
It's not that we're for war, it's that we're for America, and that we're against tyrants like Saddam Hussein, who murdered so many of his own people. But Democrats conveniently forget that.
Leftists also conveniently forget how to win elections. Hey, Democrats: It's a democracy. Try winning an election. All the eggheads in the world won't make you right about global warming if the average voter suspects you of atheistic communism.
All this goes to show that liberals suck.
Before you can help others, you must help yourself so that if you choose to help others, you will have the means to help them and you will understand the realities of the world in which we live.
Democrats don't do this.
There is a word for Democrats: socialists. And all socialists, as we know from Frederick Engels, believe in a utopia. Well, we live in an imperfect world, but through intelligent military interaction and following our own self-interests we can indeed do a little bit to help a few people. Isn't that better than attempting a whole lot of nothing for nobody?
Liberals hate America. Why do they hate America? Because they hate seeing her thrive. They want her to bow before the United Nations and let the United Nations make all of her decisions. Liberals hate America because liberals are all utopian democratic socialist leftists, but they can't help it because they were born that way.
Democrats shouldn't forget that we wouldn't have the freedoms they so cherish, like sodomy and abortion and burning the American flag, if good, old-fashioned patriots hadn't fought and died against Germans and Russians and South Vietnamese soldiers. Some of these soldiers also fought in Korea and we should not forget them.
It's not that we're for war, it's that we're for America, and that we're against tyrants like Saddam Hussein, who murdered so many of his own people. But Democrats conveniently forget that.
Leftists also conveniently forget how to win elections. Hey, Democrats: It's a democracy. Try winning an election. All the eggheads in the world won't make you right about global warming if the average voter suspects you of atheistic communism.
All this goes to show that liberals suck.