Believe me when I tell you,
I thought it was
No Moe May.
I said,
What did Moe do?
Moe is a first-year.
From a small town
He’s a computer science major,
But just took an art class
That will change his life.
Why, students, do we
Rally against him?
Oh,
“Mow” you say.
That makes sense.
As ninth week rolls past,
Like an urn of churned butter
Ponder about other campus
CONTROVERSIES.
Do you recall, for weeks,
Fortnights,
Months,
Someone obliterated,
Presumably,
An ice cream sandwich,
By smashing it against the glass
Of the cafe.
The first day, I chortled.
It was up for weeks.
Tours saw it.
Prospective students greeted with the
aromatic sensation
of a mushed up
Ice cream bar.
Was the person who smashed it,
A genius?
Was it a ploy to
Decrease enrollment?
What if a prospective student…
Loved it?
Thought it was modern art?
To me, it was humanity.
Was it Moe?
He’s into that modern art stuff now…