What is 'the a' (uh)? Is it 'the apple' or 'an apple'? Is apple on 'a desk' or 'the desk'? Apple, desk, Uh, a Perhaps it is better as 'a the'? No, 'the a' most definitely. But, then again: should ‘the a’ acknowledge ‘a’ as the subject of its own sentence? No, most definitely ‘the’ is more deserving. Perhaps 'the' equals signifier, perhaps 'the''s are simply grander than 'a''s, Uh, ah, 'the a', then again: ‘an’ has a definite outcry for those pesky vowels, but whoever remembers ‘an’ when ‘a’ is a viable option? ‘the’ fights both, three on two, three on one Until “the” and “a”— “the a” stands once more Please, “a”, “the” don’t fight for attention. I promise you, I’m “the” only one paying “a”-ttention.