Liz Matelski (Plantz)Alma Mater: Ripon College Favorite scent? Lilacs. Worst party-busting experience? I don’t have any good stories, but Dave once walked into a room full of dancing naked people. How do you feel about robots? I like the Rabbot a whole lot. Robots taking over, like my computer is smarter than me, scares me. But a robot that dances with Meatwad is okay. Stacy Scott (Sage)
Alma Mater: UW-Green Bay Favorite texture? A soft, smooth banana milkshake from Culver’s.
Worst program you’ve seen? I was the only person to attend a program on investment banking that I hosted.
If you could be any emperor, who would you be? The emperor from “The Emperor’s New Clothes.”
Dave Macauley (Hiett)
Alma Mater: Carleton College Favorite pattern? Plaid. Funniest thing you’ve heard from a drunk resident? Hey guys, make way! I have the beer! If you had to be in a profession that deals with the deceased, what would you be? A minister.
Emma Sweet (Colman)
Alma Mater: Lawrence University Favorite Juice? V8 Splash Best thing you’ve found while on rounds? A pair of skis with a very small sign reading “Beware of the rats.” What superhero would be the best marriage material? Batman, because of the cool gadgets factor.
Teege Mettille (Kohler)
Alma Mater: UW-Whitewater Favorite child actor? Devon Sawa, who played Casper. Best prank you’ve pulled on a resident? Popcorned their door. That involves putting tape over their door frame, then newspaper, then popcorn. What is the most important toiletry item to you? A spinny toothbrush.
Karen Patyk (Ormsby) Alma Mater: Illinois Wesleyan University Favorite footwear? Sandals. Best Program you’ve seen? “The Sexual Spelling Bee.” What are your feelings on Triscuits? They’re okay, but I prefer Reduced Fat Wheat Thins as my cracker of choice. Dawn Schlund (Trever)
Alma Mater: UW-Stevens Point and UW-Lacrosse (M.A.)
Favorite Jelly Belly? Buttered Popcorn.
Worst job you’ve had to do in Res Life? Filling out my 200th room inventory.