Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone, A few weeks ago, I sent a cry for help on your advice column. However, you ignored my…
Horoscopes
The signs as specialty utensils Aries (March 21 – April 19) – grapefruit spoon Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – ice cube tongs Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – butter knife Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – crab fork Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22) – sugar spoon Virgo (Aug. 23 –…
On the Cusp of Enlightenment: An Advice Column
Dear Simone, What is so great about snakes? I hate them and they’re annoying. Change my mind. Give me an example of a good snake. Signed, Indiana Jones Dear Indy, I know more about snakes than you do. Do you really want to know what is so great about snakes? Because honestly, everything about them…
Horoscopes: The signs as iconic phases of my life
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – My Olympics phase, still ongoing. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – 2015 depressed Pinegrove phase. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – 10th grade sitting outside in the winter alone reading Stephen King. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Maybe I will be a florist. Leo…
On the Cusp of Enlightenment
Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone, I have been with my partner for four and a half years, and we are, for all intents…
Horoscopes
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) – David D. Cole Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20) – Jill Wine Banks Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20) – Cicero Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22) – Amal Clooney Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22) – Michelle Obama Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22) – Thomas Cromwell Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22) – Louis Brandeis Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) – Judith Sheindlin Sagittarius (Nov. 22…
On the Cusp of Enlightenment: An Advice Column
Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone, I am pretty well-versed in this Caroline Calloway versus Natalie Beach ghostwriter fiasco, but I have not quite…
Horoscopes: The signs as dogs
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – My friend Hannah’s dog named Jenna. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Glenn Close’s Havanese named Pippin. Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – My uncle’s golden doodle named Strider. Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – My cousin’s Tibetan spaniel named Misty. RIP. Leo (July 23…
On This Day in History…
In 2005 I was seven, so it is no surprise that I missed out on the greatest album of all time: 2005 was the year that “Monkey Business” by The Black Eyed Peas was released. The album is made up of 15 absolute bangers—some are individual hits in their own respect while others remain hidden…
Horoscopes: The signs as default fonts in Outlook:
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Impact Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Sitka Text Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Verdana Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Lucida Handwriting Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Courier New Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Georgia Libra (September 23 –…