Author Archives: Simone Levy

On the Cusp of Enlightenment: Speed round!

Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Seda: What is the best flavor gum?  Simone: Sweet mint or spearmint. Not cinnamon.  Bernice: My fingers still smell like

On the Cusp of Enlightenment

Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone,  Why should I give a care about Sakura Haruno? She is just a dumb pink-haired ninja.  Yours,  Hugh

Horoscopes: The Signs as Types of Pasta

Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Cavatappi Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Acini de Pepe Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Rigatoni Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Orecchiette Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Lasagne Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Farfalle Libra (September 23 – October

On the Cusp of Enlightenment

Dear Simone,  I can’t stop thinking about what happened on Oct. 12, 2002, in the Dominican Republic, and I want other peoples’ thoughts on the incident. The incident in question is the untimely death (or was it murder?) of Audrey Mestre, a no limits free diver from France. Do you think Audrey was murdered by

On The Cusp of Enlightenment: An Advice Column

Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone,  Should I have a child? Sincerely, Claire  Dearest Claire,  Claire, you should absolutely have a child, but before you

On The Cusp of Enlightenment: An Advice Column

Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column.  Dear Simone,  I can’t stop thinking about rotisserie! Chicken, pork, bœuf, beaver, all of it on a rotisserie and then

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