Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Seda: What is the best flavor gum? Simone: Sweet mint or spearmint. Not cinnamon. Bernice: My fingers still smell like…
Horoscopes: The signs as 2019 Met Gala looks that did not follow the theme
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) – Kendall Jenner and her monochromatic Hunger Games garbage dress. Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20) – Kris Jenner, I am literally at a loss for words. Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20) – Gisele Bündchen in a rose gold sheath of ugly. Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22)…
On the Cusp of Enlightenment
Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone, Why should I give a care about Sakura Haruno? She is just a dumb pink-haired ninja. Yours, Hugh…
Horoscopes: The Signs as Types of Pasta
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Cavatappi Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Acini de Pepe Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Rigatoni Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Orecchiette Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Lasagne Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Farfalle Libra (September 23 – October…
On the Cusp of Enlightenment
Dear Simone, I can’t stop thinking about what happened on Oct. 12, 2002, in the Dominican Republic, and I want other peoples’ thoughts on the incident. The incident in question is the untimely death (or was it murder?) of Audrey Mestre, a no limits free diver from France. Do you think Audrey was murdered by…
Horoscopes: The signs as characters in Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Nathaniel Plimpton III Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Heather Davis Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – White Josh Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Valencia Perez Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Josh Chan Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Darryl Whitefeather…
On The Cusp of Enlightenment: An Advice Column
Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone, I am looking to buy and restore a 1967 Chevy Camaro, but I don’t know where to begin.…
Horoscopes: The signs as things on my JetPens.com wishlist and their prices—because my birthday is coming up
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) – Visconti Van Gogh Fountain Pen – Irises – Broad Nib – $239.20 Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20) – Nagasawa Original Pro Gear Slim Fountain Pen – Rokko-Island Sky – Medium Nib – $196.00 Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20) – Sailor Jentle Miruai Ink (Seaweed Indigo) –…
On The Cusp of Enlightenment: An Advice Column
Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone, Should I have a child? Sincerely, Claire Dearest Claire, Claire, you should absolutely have a child, but before you…
On The Cusp of Enlightenment: An Advice Column
Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone, I can’t stop thinking about rotisserie! Chicken, pork, bœuf, beaver, all of it on a rotisserie and then…