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On The Cusp of Enlightenment: An Advice Column

Looking for answers? In need of advice from a Taurus-sun, Virgo-moon, Gemini-rising? Think you can stump me? Email Simone at simone.a.levy@lawrence.edu with your own questions and you just might be featured in next week’s column. Dear Simone,  Should I have a child? Sincerely, Claire  Dearest Claire,  Claire, you should absolutely have a child, but before you

President Burstein’s Back, Baby

Actual photo of Burstein’s sick tat. Photo by YMCA lifeguard President Mark Burstein was recently spotted sporting some new ink on his lower back. The 22-year-old president of Lawrence University was seen lounging poolside at the local Appleton YMCA this past Tuesday. The President was accompanied by his ever-present detail of armed guards. Witnesses report

A Compendium of Famous Lawrentians

Lawrence University attracts a whole host of colorful characters, from Nefarious Betty, the campus trickster, to Flinty Flynn, the delightful vagrant behind Plantz. But did you know that, since its establishment in 739 A.D., Lawrence has hosted a number of famous alumni as well? It has! And we have listed them here. Matthew McConaughey ‘75: