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ARIES (March 21-April 10): You will feel reflective this week. If you have been putting off an emotionally-taxing conversation with a family member, now is your chance to finally take that jump. You have the patience to deal with it.  TAURUS (April 21-May 20): You might feel ready to make some bold promises; control yourself.

Lore-ence: Roommate Swap

The following story is satire. All events and characters are fictional. We all remember our freshman year roommates. For some of us, it was a pleasant experience, and for others the worst living arrangement possible. Sometimes it seemed as if the roommate assignment was completely random. For current freshmen who are unsatisfied with their roommates,

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