Article courtesy of Isaac Yeller of Respectful and Tasteful Satire (RATS) On Thursday, Sept. 28 of the two-thousand-seventeenth year of Earth’s common era I went through a metamorphosis— not only of man, but of pastry. In deciding where this season of “Considerations on Croissants” would lead me in the coming months, I found myself deflated,…
Window Scene: Cafe
Excerpts from an overactive imagination. SCENE, Cafe. All of the tables are empty but one, its occupants are a man and a woman. They are sitting across from each other. “River” by Bishop Briggs is playing softly in the background. KEN: I’m only dating you ironically. SARAH: That’s fine. (She sips her cappuccino)…
Café Chairs from Hell; Someone Please Help
No matter the meal plan, students at Lawrence flock to the café in great numbers every day of every week. A place for studying, snacking, meeting or just hanging out, the café is the place to go. The air is filled with a kind of energy that no other place on campus has—the smells of…