The following story is satire. All events and characters are fictional. Lawrence University has been lauded as socially progressive. Lawrentians tackle serious topics every term, and often hold forums to facilitate conversations about campus controversies. Students are known for being vocal about injustices and the changes needed to improve our community. Community Advisors (CAs) often…
Lore-ence: Lawrence officially becomes nap-friendly
The following story is satire. All events and characters are fictional. As eighth week draws to a close, almost everyone at Lawrence University is exhausted. Students can be found dropping to the floor around campus to take sporadic, well-needed naps. Some staff and faculty members have said that they no longer feel comfortable driving home…
Lore-ence: Roommate Swap
The following story is satire. All events and characters are fictional. We all remember our freshman year roommates. For some of us, it was a pleasant experience, and for others the worst living arrangement possible. Sometimes it seemed as if the roommate assignment was completely random. For current freshmen who are unsatisfied with their roommates,…
Lore-ence: Student Speculate on Campus Cryptid
The following story is satire. All events and characters are fictional. On Monday night, a roar shook Lawrence University. Students all over campus were perplexed by the noise and turned to each other to try and determine the source. Some speculated that it was a dying bear. Others believed that it was a whale traveling…
Lore-ence: Lawrence introduces new show: “Warch Watch”
Students are stressed as ever as week five of Winter Term draws to a close. Lawrence University has acknowledged this stress and has vowed to do what it takes to aid students in this trying time. The main, and only, thing that was proposed at an emergency meeting was a new show called “Warch Watch.”…
Lore-ence: Lawrence adds new UNIC course
University courses allow students to tackle new ideas and areas of study that might not fit into a traditional department. They are made to be accessible and help students manage and build skills in a multitude of different areas they may struggle with. A new university course has recently been announced. This course, called UNIC…
Lore-ence: “New chef comes to campus”
The following story is satire. All events and characters are fictional. One of Lawrence University’s main draws for prospective students is its dedication to sustainability. Food waste reduction is a prime area for improvement, and Lawrence has been trying out different methods to be more sustainable in its food consumption for years. While Lawrence has…