Article courtesy of Kyle Parks of Creative Writing Club “Today, continuing last week’s tragic story, the police have released the full details of the death of our town’s fatally unfortunate hero, Phillip Phell. Mr. Phell, the morning of his death, had been in the park with his friends playing a game, which they reportedly like…

Article courtesy of Kyle Parks of Creative Writing Club “In local news today, town hero Philip Phell was found dead floating in a river. After a fantastically lucky day where Phell won the lottery, was promoted from assistant burger-flipper to head burger-flipper at local fast-food diner Friendly Fred’s, then helped police catch the infamous Cat…