ARIES: Venus is in your sign, giving you power in your spontaneous and direct brand of love just in time for Valentine’s Day. Your Mars ruler traveling through Capricorn sets your sights on a personal or professional goal you are passionate about. Figure out your priorities. TAURUS: Be honest with others about who you are…
Lore-ence: Student Speculate on Campus Cryptid
The following story is satire. All events and characters are fictional. On Monday night, a roar shook Lawrence University. Students all over campus were perplexed by the noise and turned to each other to try and determine the source. Some speculated that it was a dying bear. Others believed that it was a whale traveling…
Lore-ence: Lawrence introduces new show: “Warch Watch”
Students are stressed as ever as week five of Winter Term draws to a close. Lawrence University has acknowledged this stress and has vowed to do what it takes to aid students in this trying time. The main, and only, thing that was proposed at an emergency meeting was a new show called “Warch Watch.”…