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Lore-ence: “Airbnb to fund Lawrentians’ dreams”

The following story is satire. All events and characters are fictional. In recent years, Lawrence University has bought an alarming number of cardboard cutouts. From President Burstein to Papa Smurf, there are cardboard cutouts all over campus. This has become increasingly unsustainable. Lawrence is struggling to keep up with the costs and the demand, especially

Margins: Gone

The day was unusually bright. The air unusually still. Eric felt the oppressive weight of the heat in his veins. There had been a surge in the amount of cases like Stuart Novach. Like the little girl with the burned arm. Like the people were no longer content with the ways they were being taught,


The Signs as Caro Granner Lyrics Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) – “Heard the tree tops screaming out, ‘If you can’t love her, leave her’” Taurus (Apr. 20 –  May 20) –  “So maybe I’ll drop out, or maybe I’ll find God” Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20) – “Teach me to be patient,

Margins: Misdemeanor

There was one drawback to Eric’s job.  He took a deep breath, steeled himself against the kid’s tears. This was illegal. The kid was doing something illegal.  “Please, mister, I just like the sounds. I swear — I swear no one else even knows!” Eric fastened the jacket securely. “It’s against the law, kid. Plain