“I left the oven on.” — Ben Lewis“I conked out.” — John Henderson“I’m sleepy.” — Jonas Jarlson“I have a rehearsal.” — Tomás Avilés“It’s ____ week.” — Matthew Zohowski“I’m tired or my knees hurt.” — Nason Lancina“I need some alone time.” — Sarah Pedlar“I gotta piss.” — Sofie Cunliffe-Owen“*too busy being swag*” — Kat GreenEvy Best Editor-in-Chief “I am snuggled up in bed and can’t get out.”Aleksandra McKinnies Arts & Entertainment Editor “My mom said no” Alex Stanger Photo Editor “I already had more beer than water this weekend (back when I was in Berlin)”
Photos by Isaac Keith, Adam Fleischer and Alex Stanger.