TI-84+ CE

According to my calculations, it takes a minimum of two years before I start to grow on you. 
 
According to the laws of physics, 
gravity -- 
is not on your side. 
 
According to rumors our favorite teacher is getting divorced 
and dating half his age plus seven 
and taking it out on my friends 
and leaving. 
 
I think everyone in 5th period AP Calculus is going to kill themselves 
and I will take a chem test after 
 
according to the news we are the best of the best 
/…/ 
i lent out my calculator then it all shut down without warning familiar faces moved on i never picked it up