Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Chubasco: a beautifully violent squall off the coast of Central America, accompanied by thunder and lightning.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Chinook: a sexy type of foehn wind coming from the Rocky Mountains. Occurring after a cold spell, this wind can raise the temperature anywhere from 20-40 degrees!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Willy-willy: a tropical cyclone of devilish proportion in the Australian southwest.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Churada: A severe and emotional rain squall in the Mariana Islands.

Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Santa Ana: a strong, continuous, hot and dry wind blowing from deserts of southern California to the Santa Ana Pass. Relentless. Absolutely relentless.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Mistral: A cool and dry yet refreshing wind blowing north over the northwest coast of the Mediterranean.

Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Nor’easter: New England wind. Volatile and unusually strong.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Taku Wind: a gusty and loud wind near Juneau, Alaska. Reaches hurricane force easily. Do not mess with.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – Tramontana: A northeasterly winter wind on Italy’s west coast. It is a fresh and funky wind of the fair-weather type.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Haboob: sandstorm in central Sudan. Gritty, exfoliating and healing.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Suestado: riled up by cyclonic activity, this South American storm is fierce and unpredictable.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Sumatra: a violently emotional and dangerously wet squall with thunder and lightning blowing ferociously at nighttime in the Malacca Straits.