What if,
Notable rapper
50 cent
participated in
The Lawrence Housing Lottery?
Would he get the number
50?
Or would he get
.50.
Questions like these,
Often overlooked at
Our institution of
“Higher education.”
He would probably end up in Brokaw.
Like the rest of us.
What if Meryl Street ate at
Andrew Commons?
Would she wince at
The cheddarwurst?
Would she feel enamored by
The unlimited soft serve?
It gets old, Meryl.
I heard Kylie Jenner has been
Hired to renovate
Kohler Hall.
She was quarantined there when she had
COVID-19, last winter.
She envisions a dorm with pizzazz.
Still no air conditioning, though.
Kylie has yet to comment on this.
Nicolas Cage received the new position of working
At the Seely G Mudd
Circulation Desk.
He is still struggling with
Inter Library Loans.
He is working hard to fix this.
What would these celebrities do
At Lawrence U?
Would they act similar to me?
Or more similar to you?