‘the a’

What is 'the a' (uh)? 
Is it 'the apple' or 'an apple'? 
Is apple on  
'a desk' or 'the desk'? 
Apple, desk, Uh, a 

Perhaps it is better as 
'a the'? No, 'the a' most 
definitely. But, then again: 
should ‘the a’ acknowledge 
‘a’ as the subject of its own 
sentence? No, most definitely 
‘the’ is more deserving. 

Perhaps 'the' equals signifier, perhaps 
'the''s are simply grander than  
'a''s, Uh, ah, 'the a', then again: 

‘an’ has a definite outcry 
for those pesky vowels, but  
whoever remembers ‘an’ when 
‘a’ is a viable option? ‘the’ fights  
both, three on two, three on one 
Until “the” and “a”— 
“the a” stands once more 

Please, “a”, “the” don’t fight 
for attention. I promise you, 
I’m “the” only one  
paying “a”-ttention.