I learned to blossom in a greenhouse, darling Each leaf was sculpted for the crystal vase They pruned my thorns till I was sweet and charming They taught my wayward petals to unfold in grace But your heart is enraptured by the wild rose She blooms bright and hardy where my roots cannot grow Hands deep in the soil, coaxing life from barren ground How her untamed beauty outshines my filigree crown I kiss your knuckles with my girlish fist and ask forgiveness for my foolish wish I am iced tea and cashmere she is bourbon and tweed Perhaps I am pretty but I’m not what you need