HOROSCOPE: The Signs as People I Used To Talk To When I Lived In Washington

Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Kate Lovsted—you’re so much more of a California girl than a Mercer Island girl.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Dara Peterson—you and Kate used to be inseparable! Hang out with an Aries from time to time.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – Ali/Cece Rosenman—true-life twins doing the absolute most.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – Kristina Hall—stop forwarding email chains.

Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Faye Patton—you have a calling for philanthropy.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Caroline Hamilton—pure and fun. Wears Obermeyer when she skis.

Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Natasha Goffman—I miss that smile!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Nicole Huber—remember when we made wooden boats in class and we named ours after each other? So cute. Let’s do more cute stuff.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – Olivia Oberdorf—stop teasing me about my frizzy hair. Also let’s go skiing together again.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Megan O’Kane—always beautiful. Forever beautiful.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Katie Kepler—it’s okay to be emo.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – Rachel Orehek—I always knew you’d be in a sorority. Before I even knew what a sorority was.