Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) – Kendall Jenner and her monochromatic Hunger Games garbage dress.
Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20) – Kris Jenner, I am literally at a loss for words.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20) – Gisele Bündchen in a rose gold sheath of ugly.
Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22) – Jennifer Lopez dripping in fake diamonds but not camp!
Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22) – Liza Koshy looking like the Titanic.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22) – Miley Cyrus, who had so much potential considering some of her past looks (ahem 2015 VMA’s).
Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22) – Every straight man in a black suit. Wasn’t expecting to see so many stage hands/security guards on the pink carpet.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21) – Karlie Kloss and her Twix bar ensemble.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21) – Benedict Cumbersome looking like an antebellum lawyer.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19) – Lena Dunham I hate you.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) – Gwyneth Paltrow in a pastel muumuu nightie here to babysit your kids!
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20) – Hailey Bieber wishes she was Gillian Anderson à la 2001 Vanity Fair Oscar Party.