Horoscopes: The signs as dogs

Aries (March 21 – April 19) – My friend Hannah’s dog named Jenna.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – Glenn Close’s Havanese named Pippin. 

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – My uncle’s golden doodle named Strider.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) – My cousin’s Tibetan spaniel named Misty. RIP. 

Leo (July 23 – August 22) – Revere the golden retriever who comes to Warch sometimes. 

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) – Simone’s toy poodle Reggie.

Libra (September 23 – October 22) – Professor Peregrine’s Bichon named Frisé. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) – Simone’s Havanese who is also named Pippin.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) – The grey standard poodle who hangs out in Main Hall sometimes. 

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) – Curt’s dog named Tilly.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) – Celine’s dog named Ginger.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20) – There is this guy with a feather in his hat who takes walks with his scrappy Winn-Dixie-looking dog around campus. You are that dog.

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