Which professor would you destroy in a snowball fight? “Andy Hudson, I could beat.” — Tucker Hall “Chris Ice.” — Matthew Powell & Blaize Fernandez “Linnea Ng.” — Cassie Lee “Matthew Stoneking.” — Subin Han “Matt Turner, even with my bum shoulder.” — Nico Hernandez-Webster “Professor Mason.” — Juliana Smith “Kurt Krebsbach.” — Dereje Pollock “Professor Cecile.” — Osin Malla “Jodi Sedlock.” — Isaac Arriola Mikayla Henry, Co-Editor-in-Chief “McGlynn.” Niranjana Mittal, Variety Editor “Prof. McGlynn!” Taylor Hughes, Sports Editor “The one and only Professor David McGlynn.” Photos taken by Jacob Hanekamp, Alana Melvin, and Adam Fleischer.