Lawrence recently launched “Focus On: Chicago.” How does that make you feel?New York
Well, I guess our students will have to settle for Bard, Columbia, NYU, Vassar, New School, CUNY .
Lawrence? That school’s like a dumbed down Reed, right?
Chicago, eh? That city’s a little too fast paced for me, don’t’cha know.
Can I get some of those Doritos? Righteous.
What’s that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of Elton John, slot machines, and thousands of hookers.
I guess “The Murder Capitol of the World” wasn’t as catchy as “Focus On: Chicago” after all.