I saw the best palates of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical unsated, dragging themselves through page gutters at...
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As far as ingenuity and invention are concerned, we have reached the era of American extinction. Gone are the days...
The other day, as I was walking along one of the streets in this Great American City we call Appleton,...
Hey dweebs, have you even thought about soup lately? Have you given a single moment of your brain’s time to...
Somewhere in the deepest, most sensibly-priced depths of the American Middle West, there is a rumbling. There, where shoes are...
Buckle up, you! Yes, you, with the chapped lips and strange hands holding this very newspaper. You might claim that...
Picture this: an ordinary lemon. Unpeeled, rotund, not quite large enough to induce visions of GMO-saturated orchards. Riddled with nearly-imperceptible...
Bananas: jaundiced canoes. Nature’s boomerangs. Potassium sloops. Chimpanzee cocaine. Laffy Taffy’s greatest shame. The flavor bridesmaid of Froot Loops. The...
When I was a young boy, my head the size of a jaded watermelon and my arms no longer than...
I am not going to waste your time with an introduction about the growth of TV food programming. I have...