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Old White Male Legislator Knows Best Haircut for all Women

Article courtesy of Sydney DeMets of Respectful and Tasteful Satire (RATS) Oklahoma—Insisting that this haircut is really “the best look” for all women, State Representative James Korning proposed to Oklahoma legislators to limit women’s hairstyles to what some hairstylists consider to be the 1950s flip. The initial proposal was met with confusion due to the

Local Girl Proclaims She’s “Not Like Other Girls”—She’s Worse

Article courtesy of Kate Youdell of Respectful and Tasteful Satire (RATS) She’s not your average manic pixie dream girl. She’s different. She’s unique, she’s not a poser, and she’s definitely not mainstream. She’s something else entirely. Reporters met the girl in question at her home behind the dumpsters by Hiett Hall late Sunday afternoon. She

Lawrence Students Disappointed by Harper Hall Haunted House

Article courtesy of Nina Wilson of Respectful and Tasteful Satire (RATS) On Oct. 23, 2017, the Lawrence University Dance and Opera Programs, as well as the Improvisation Group of Lawrence University (IGLU), teamed up to host a haunted house in Harper Hall. Tickets were free for Lawrence students, and one sophomore, Vera Fitzsmith, attended with