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The newest millennial craze sweeping the nation isn’t avocado toast or student loans – it’s soup. Young people from New York to Los Angeles and everywhere in between can’t stop tweeting and texting about soup. The soup craze has been traced back to a Williamsburg restaurant called Soup Coop, a gentrified soup kitchen that doubles as a free-range chicken coop. Acclaimed soup critic Stu Peterson calls Soup Coop, “a refreshing take on the underused concept of farm-to-table”. Since Soup Coop opened its reclaimed barn doors last August, thousands of patrons have slurped soup in the Coop. The restaurant offers ten daily flavors, in addition to their most popular mainstay, Fruit Loop Soup. Made with organic souperfruits and soupirulina powder, Fruit Loop Soup is as delicious as it is nutritious.

The soup craze has leaked into pop culture, with many media outlets hurrying to stay on top of the soup craze. BuzzFeed was the first to make the switch, and now offers a sister website called SoupFeed. SoupFeed offers riveting quizzes such as “What Soup Are You?”, “Souper Cool or Souper Basic?”, and “Tell Us Your Horoscope and We’ll Tell You What Soup You Are”. The Soupington Post has seen a spike in young readership, and even MSNBSoup is becoming more relevant. The power of Generation Soup is really something to behold.

Marvel has decided to remake several of their hit films, which will be coming to the iSoup store and Soupflix between 2019 and 2021. Marvel has already released the titles of several new films, including Return of the Black Souper, Souper-Man: The Soup Story, Guardians of the Soup 3, and Doctor Soup. Souperhero fans will be thrilled with the lineup of actors, including well-known souperstars such as Robert Soupy Jr. and Idris Soupa. Soupposedly, DC is soupremely threatened by the souperb lineup and is planning their own array of new souperstar-studded souperhero flicks, the first of which will souppear in soup theaters this Souptember.

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