“You need to get better population control because you’re taking over campus.” — Tommy Shaw
What would you like to say to the river bugs?
“Get lost. It’s not funny anymore.” — Aria Djamali“You’re not my favorite, but I don’t mind you. I’m used to camping a lot.” — Nason Lancina“You need to get better population control because you’re taking over campus.” — Tommy Shaw“Get out of the freaking windows.” — Nick Katz“I hope you evolve into butterflies.” — Amasa Haider“Stop reproducing.” — Stella Lanz“Die faster.” — Maria Hendrickson“I wish I could kill every single one of you individually […] take my time with it […] preferably with a blow torch.” — Deirdre Spaulding“Stop following me around.” — Bergen ThornsonEvy Best, Copy Editor “Kindly, stop dive-bombing at my face!”Nina Schifano, Arts & Entertainment Editor “Please leave.”Lorcan Krecek, Co-Editor-in-Chief “I appreciate that you’re an indicator of ecological health <3”
Photos by Madeline Forman, Alana Melvin and Adam Fleischer.