If you were arrested for something, what would it be? “Internet piracy.” — Kailey Halama “Identity theft.” — Trace Cruz “Possession of human remains.” — Emmeth Murphy “Being a cult leader.” — Lucie Peltier “Starting a bar fight.” — Nayla Brunnbauer “Breaking into a petting zoo.” — John Sheridan “Illicit drugs.” — Aidan Stine “First-degree manslaughter.” — Autumn Rogers “Homicide.” — Trey Polk Rose Williams, Copy Chief “Pointing out a grammatical error on the ticket I was given.” Blair Vandehey, News Editor “Arson <3” Alana Melvin, Photo Editor “Loitering.” Photos by Micah Greenberg, Alana Melvin, and Adam Flesicher.