Eat at every restaurant on the restaurant guide (see page ##). Get published in the photo poll. Pull an all-nighter (more than one). Drink with profs in the VR. Read a textbook cover to cover … yeah, right. Be mentioned in the April Fools issue. Slide down union hill on a (Downer) tray. Take a Goldgar class. Petition the administration. Get caught up in trivia madness.