Eat at every restaurant on the restaurant guide (see page ##).
Get published in the photo poll.
Pull an all-nighter (more than one).
Drink with profs in the VR.
Read a textbook cover to cover … yeah, right.
Be mentioned in the April Fools issue.
Slide down union hill on a (Downer) tray.
Take a Goldgar class.
Petition the administration.
Get caught up in trivia madness.