Dear Lawrence Community,
My parking habits over the last term have been disrespectful, irresponsible, and dishonorable. I apologize for my misuse of my green Dodge minivan, and you can rest assured that you will not see it parked in a Lawrence parking space again. It was wrong of me to ignore the rules of this community, and I sincerely hope that I have not disadvantaged anyone too greatly.
Please forgive me and accept my apology.Your fellow Lawrentian,
Tristan Eggener