Famous Dave’s1170 Westhill Blvd
Appleton, WI
(920) 991.9700
They don’t call him famous for no reason. Famous Dave’s offers a wide variety of tasty barbecued meats for you, and a wide array of side dishes for your vegan date. Choices range between fries, baked potatoes (hold the bacon), and coleslaw.
Vince Lombardi’s Steakhouse
333 W. College Ave.
Appleton, WI
(920) 380-9390
Located in the Paper Valley Hotel, Vince Lombardi’s is the perfect place to feel like a man. The place is overflowing with juicy steaks and Packers memories. There are a wide variety of dining options available-chicken, salmon, tuna, swordfish, really cute lambs, and pork chops. For vegans, there is an extensive wine list. So, grab yourself a steak and fill her up with alcohol. Where could you have a better night?
George’s Steak House
2208 S. Memorial Dr.
Appleton, WI
(920) 733-4939
At George’s Steak House, even the salads have meat on them. That’s alright, though. While you dig in to your juicy steak, she can nibble on some onion rings. No need to feel guilty, though. It’s her own choice to be stupid.
The Machine Shed
220 N. Fox River Drive
Grand Chute, WI
(920) 830-2326
The Machine Shed takes you out of the hustle and bustle of Lawrence life and reminds you of the simpler things, like tractors, corn, and meat. Your vegan date obviously needs a good kick in the head, so remind her about how farmers suffer when their meat is undersold. Remind her of the farmers’ babies, crying because Daddy can’t afford milk. It’s funny to make girls cry about babies. Then make her eat meat.