Friday, April 2
12:00 noon Lawrence Christian Fellowship (LCF) lunch discussion: “Would you believe, Adam and Steve?” Colman Hall Small Dining Room.
12:00 noon Djeuner Francais; Downer Dining Room E.
12:30 p.m. Ebonics Tizable for shiznit; Downer Vittles Room F. No hater tots and haterade allowed.
3:00 p.m. Recent Advances in Physics lecture for conservatory students: “The Wheel Goes Round and Round,” David Cook, professor of physical sciences, Science Hall (through Main Hall, keep going) 102.
6:00 p.m. Student recital, but it isn’t Brad Behrmann and Ben Mann, so who gives a shit?
6:00 p.m. Lawrence International meeting (Yawar, please respect the restraining order this time); Downer Room F.
7:00 p.m. Men’s Basketball NCAA DIII Championship Game: Beavers vs. opponent TBD (April 2 2005); Alexander Gym.
8:00 p.m. Jazz Band concert with concise introductions by Jos Encarnacion, Memorial Chapel.
9:00 p.m. Anti-Awareness Awareness Week: Film Night; Strange Brew Wriston auditorium. Come drink a bottle of wine and pass out with us.
Saturday, April 3
2:00 p.m. Deutsche Kaffeestain; International House Carpet.
5:00 p.m. Student recital, but it isn’t Brad Behrmann and Ben Mann, so who gives a shit?
6:00 p.m. Canadian dinner (like American, only cheaper) sponsored by Lawrence International; Lucinda’s. Adults/faculty/staff $2.50, students $1, children 12 and under are paid $1, LU students, isn’t Downer good enough?
7:00 p.m. Lawrence Christian Grose Fellowship (LCGF) Professor-Worship meeting; Riverview Lounge.
8:00 p.m. Wind Ensemble concert; optional for orchestra students. Forbidden for athletes. Memorial Chapel.
9:00 p.m. Classic Porn Club movie: ‘Powers’ of Seduction, Wriston Auditorium. BYOTP
10:00 p.m. Swing dancing; Riverview Lounge.
10:00 p.m. Laughing at swing dancers; Union Grill.
Sunday, April 4
12:00 noon LU Objectivist meeting; Phi Tau activities room.
3:00 p.m. Lawrence Chamber Playas concert; Delt Shower. (Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.)
7:30 & 10:00 p.m.
Classic Film Club movie: From Justin to Kelly; Wriston auditorium. BYOTP.
9:00 p.m. Lawrence University Pagan Organization (LUPO) blood drive; Draheim House, 733 E. Alton St.
Monday, April 5
12:20 p.m. LUCC Student Welfare Committee meeting: “Why it’s Okay to get Dicked Even if You Pay Tuition”; Downer Dining Room E.
5:30 p.m. Kohlerheim Dinner Table; Downer Dining Room F.
7:00 p.m. Folk dancing; Riverview Lounge.
7:00 p.m. Giggling at folk dancing; Union Grill.
7:00 p.m. Mle modern dance group; Union Grill.
8:00 p.m.-1:00 a.m.
Jazz Small Groups concert; don’t just come at the end, because the good groups are mixed in; Harper Hall.
8:30 p.m. Fellowship of Christian Athletes meeting: “What Would Jesus Bat?” Hiett Hall third floor lounge.
9:00 p.m. BACCHUS (Boosting Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of University Students) meeting; Colman Hall lounge.
10:05 p.m. Alcoholic hypocrite support group meeting; Colman Hall lounge.
Tuesday, April 6
11:30 a.m. Multicultural Affairs Committee meeting: “Is a Mistress of Color for You?” Lucinda’s Small Dining Room.
5:00 p.m.-10:00 p.m.
LUCC General Hear Joel’s Speeches meeting; Riverview Lounge.
6:00 p.m. College Republicans Political Discussion: “Would you believe, Adam and Steve?” Downer Dining Room F.
7:30 p.m. Interfraternity Council meeting: “Date Rape Drugs, a Comparative Study;” Viking Room (how convenient).
8:00 p.m. SOUP (Student Organization for Uninteresting Programming) meeting; Sage Hall basement.
8:30 p.m. PIECE (Privileged Individuals Engaged in Community Enrichment) meeting; Briggs Hall 317.
9:00 p.m. SASA (Students Against Stupid Acronyms) meeting; Diversity Center.
9:45 p.m. YUAI Community mating; Riverview Lounge.
10:00 p.m. College Republicans meeting; Riverview Lounge. Oops.
10:00 p.m. LU Model United Nations (LUMUN) meeting (Yawar, it’s just a simulation, keep calm); International House.
Wednesday, April 7
12:00 noon German Table; Colman Hall Small Dining Room.
12:30 p.m. Spanish Table; Downer Dining Room E.
12:30 p.m. Russian Table; Downer Dining Room F.
12:30 p.m. English Table; Union Grill.
8:00 p.m. Westerners’ Wang night; Large Exec. 103.
8:00 p.m. Student recital, but it isn’t Brad Behrmann and Ben Mann, so who gives a shit?
9:00 p.m. Lawrence Christian Fellowship (LCF) Large clique meeting; Riverview Lounge.
9:00 p.m. Downer Feminist Council (DFC) meeting; tool shed behind the Diversity Center.
10:00 p.m. Adfsdjfsd3d 56ASD8 9d jfiods6f33 (IGLU); The Underground Coffeehouse.
Thursday, April 8
11:10 a.m. Reprise Convocation: “Make Your Incestuous Dreams REAL and Someday Somebody will pay YOU $25,000 to Share them” SARK (Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy), author and artist; Memorial Chapel.
2:00 p.m. Watch security remove SARK from premises after two weeks of her damn dreams; Chapel steps.
4:30 p.m. Main Hall Forum: “Why Ed Kern Likes Harry Potter,” Peter Glick, professor of psychology, Main Hall 201.
4:30 p.m. Math Tea; location indeterminate.
6:00 p.m. Lawrence University hosts the Focks Vally Littericy Coleishin’s Anuel Fund-Razing Speling Be and has a team participating; Lucinda’s.
Baby Seals Clubbing meeting; Science Hall 202.
8:00 p.m. Environmental Studies Film Series: Godzilla vs. Smog Monster; Science Hall 102.
8:00 p.m. College Democrats who now pretend they liked Kerry all along meeting; Sage Hall lounge.
8:30 p.m. Greenfire meeting: BYO Weed; Ormsby Hall lounge.
9:00 p.m. V-Day meeting: “If Your Lips Could Queef…”; Main Hall 104.
9:00 p.m. BLOW meeting; Diversity Center.
10:00 p.m. SOUP Big Event-sike!