“I feel like they’re just livin’ life; kinda scary though.” — Greta Thoresen
What are your opinions on geese?
“When I look into their eyes…death.” — Bella Goland“Goose is moose and mice is meese.” — Eliana Stern“I got bit once, it hurt.” — Tori Schneider“I feel like they’re just livin’ life; kinda scary though.” — Greta Thoresen“Geese are apocalyptic.” — Zachary Casper“They poop everywhere and it is a bit much.” — Mattigan Haller“Baby geese? Cute. Adult geese? Menaces.” — Kaylee Gilbert“They are cute but so scary.” — Bruna Valez“I hate them. They terrify me.” — Hanna KnudsenEvy Best, Copy Editor & Fact Checker “I can’t help but respect their attitudes.”Joey Davis, Features Editor “They’re dapper little guys.”Evan Ney, Opinions & Editorials Editor “They’re mean, which reminds me of home. Their presence is abhorrent yet comforting.”
Photos by Madeline Forman, Adam Fleischer, and Alana Melvin.