What are your opinions on geese? “When I look into their eyes…death.” — Bella Goland “Goose is moose and mice is meese.” — Eliana Stern “I got bit once, it hurt.” — Tori Schneider “I feel like they’re just livin’ life; kinda scary though.” — Greta Thoresen “Geese are apocalyptic.” — Zachary Casper “They poop everywhere and it is a bit much.” — Mattigan Haller “Baby geese? Cute. Adult geese? Menaces.” — Kaylee Gilbert “They are cute but so scary.” — Bruna Valez “I hate them. They terrify me.” — Hanna Knudsen Evy Best, Copy Editor & Fact Checker “I can’t help but respect their attitudes.” Joey Davis, Features Editor “They’re dapper little guys.” Evan Ney, Opinions & Editorials Editor “They’re mean, which reminds me of home. Their presence is abhorrent yet comforting.” Photos by Madeline Forman, Adam Fleischer, and Alana Melvin.