Earlier this week, Lawrence University President “Jillybean” Beck announced a partnership with the proprietors of “Wisconsin’s wildest totally nude club,”-Beansnappers. The aforementioned partnership will facilitate a program that, according to Beck, “combines the uselessness of modern dance with the seductivity and sensuality of stripping. In so doing, we hope to create a program that keeps kids off the streets after school, and puts much needed cash into the hands of struggling undergraduates.