Clip ‘n’ Carry -dlh

Fri, 8 p.m. Choir Concert: “The Poetry of Bon Jovi.” Chapel.
Fri, 9:40 p.m. Choir gets plastered. Charlie’s room.
Sat, 3 a.m. to 3 p.m. Sleeping. Hiett hallway.
Sat, 8 p.m. Delt cocktails. Delt House.
Sat, 10:15 p.m. Security called. Delt House.
Sun, 11 a.m. Frantic search for morning-after pill. Walgreens.
Mon-Thu. Nothing. Nowhere.