I adore beat-up, used-up cars. Ask anyone who knows me and they will likely be able to muster a memory...
It’s easy to find things to critique about the two-party system in these United States. From “being out of touch with the electorate” to “enriching themselves with a false dichotomy,” there are all sorts of ways one can credibly squint angrily at the political...
This week Luther and Fariba welcome the incomparable Molly Ruffing ’22 to the podcast. We discuss paper production, pestilence, and...
Luther Abel – Columnist What a night! I don’t know what you did the night of Nov. 3,...
Fariba Lale – Columnist Here we go again! Honestly, I am running out of clever ways to rephrase:...
Commuters are rarely provided wondrous vistas during their daily drives, and this day was no exception. At the red-light on the corner of Wisconsin and Bluemound roads, adjacent to the Fleet Farm but just short of making out the Kwik Trip gas station, a traveler has little recourse but to observe the vehicles surrounding them to pass the time. After all, a red light stays red longer if you watch it, or so grandmothers are apt to say.
The cars that are ours. While I know that private property rankles for some among us, there are few consumer...
Go forth young person and think not of campus employment. We are living in a community rife with low-skill opportunities...
The recent push on campus to make the minimum wage $15 is well-intentioned but misguided. It may not shock the good readers of The Lawrentian that I would be of this opinion, seeing as I’m purportedly a conservative shill for capitalism. This is undeniably true — the “I Heart the Koch Brothers” t-shirt in my dresser proves it — but I’m here to win hearts and minds for my corporate overlords, not rain on good-hearted folks’ parade. Thus, I’ll refrain from wailing,
Fariba Lale – Columnist Q: What is it that we’re doing? A: In this column, Luther and I will be...