Not to be cliché, but the smells of autumn are pretty lit. No, I am not talking of the leaves...
Not to be dramatic, but I would rather die than touch a condiment. For posterity’s sake, I am defining condiments...
Aries: Omaha is full of baby mommas. Taurus: Stop quoting Vines all the time. Gemini: Never let them see you...
Aries- I am so proud of you! Taurus- Your voice sings stronger than your hands. Gemini- Cello! You got a...
Aries – Congrats on graduating! Taurus – “Lucky” by Britney Spears starts playing in the background of your life. Gemini...
Aries: How’s that karaoke job working out for you? Taurus: We believe in you. Also, learn how to parallel park....
Several weeks ago, the world gathered in humid New York City to watch as the best tennis players in the...
This past Saturday at 4 p.m., the Lawrence University Horn Ensemble, made up of current students, alumni and townsfolk, gathered...
This year’s Met Gala was, frankly, mediocre. The theme “Heavenly Bodies” rendered the blood-laden and utterly polemic history of Catholicism...
Aries – Pour yourself a drink and cut yourself some bangs. Taurus – [Cal*fornian accent] [REDACTED] Gemini – You can...