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Simone Levy·
Opinions & Editorials
·October 5, 2018

Cinnamon toothpaste should be banned

Not to be cliché, but the smells of autumn are pretty lit. No, I am not talking of the leaves...
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Simone Levy·
Opinions & Editorials
·September 28, 2018

Hot take: condiments

Not to be dramatic, but I would rather die than touch a condiment. For posterity’s sake, I am defining condiments...
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Simone Levy·
Variety
·May 25, 2018

Horoscopes

Aries: Omaha is full of baby mommas. Taurus: Stop quoting Vines all the time. Gemini: Never let them see you...
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Simone Levy·
Variety
·May 18, 2018

Horoscope

Aries- I am so proud of you! Taurus- Your voice sings stronger than your hands. Gemini- Cello! You got a...
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Simone Levy·
Variety
·May 11, 2018

Horoscopes

Aries – Congrats on graduating! Taurus – “Lucky” by Britney Spears starts playing in the background of your life. Gemini...
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Simone Levy·
Variety
·September 28, 2018

Horoscopes

Aries: How’s that karaoke job working out for you? Taurus: We believe in you. Also, learn how to parallel park....
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Simone Levy·
Opinions & Editorials
·September 21, 2018

Battle of the sexes: redux

Several weeks ago, the world gathered in humid New York City to watch as the best tennis players in the...
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Simone Levy·
Opinions & Editorials
·May 25, 2018

The superiority of the French horn

This past Saturday at 4 p.m., the Lawrence University Horn Ensemble, made up of current students, alumni and townsfolk, gathered...
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Simone Levy·
Opinions & Editorials
·May 18, 2018

I want to be a cowboy, baby!

This year’s Met Gala was, frankly, mediocre. The theme “Heavenly Bodies” rendered the blood-laden and utterly polemic history of Catholicism...
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Simone Levy·
Variety
·May 4, 2018

Horoscopes

Aries – Pour yourself a drink and cut yourself some bangs. Taurus – [Cal*fornian accent] [REDACTED] Gemini – You can...
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