You want to know what I think? Our student body is far too divided, as represented by the outrageous choices...
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Hygiene is for losers, but let me get to the real point: soap’s only function on this earth is for...
Strangely enough, there have been multiple occurrences in my life wherein someone has questioned – nay, challenged—my vast erudition concerning...
I’ve spent almost every summer of my adolescence in a summer camp in Maryland, just north of Baltimore. For those...
Unlike most nerds and intellectuals, I had never heard of the acclaimed graphic novel “Watchmen” before Associate Professor of English...
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