Taurus (April 20 – May 20) — Ivory-billed ornamental tarantula: all four pairs of your legs are identical, and you...
The year 2000—many things awaited us in that lofty year, but one of the most memorable events was the Summer...
Aries: echidna – why are you like this? Taurus: sea turtle – forbidden underwater omelette. Gemini: quail – a little...
Strangely enough, there have been multiple occurrences in my life wherein someone has questioned – nay, challenged—my vast erudition concerning...
The Signs as Caro Granner Lyrics Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19) – “Heard the tree tops screaming out, ‘If...
In honor of the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics, I am going to brief you on the most egregious injustice ever enacted...
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – My Olympics phase, still ongoing. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – 2015...
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Coral Harbour, Nunavut, Canada: there’s nothing coral about you except for fossils. Taurus...
If you read my column, you are no stranger to the best skier in all of human history, Lindsey Vonn....
Aries: Omaha is full of baby mommas. Taurus: Stop quoting Vines all the time. Gemini: Never let them see you...