Aries (March 21 – April 19) – real Bag-O-Monkey skulls for $119 Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – real...
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Aries: echidna – why are you like this? Taurus: sea turtle – forbidden underwater omelette. Gemini: quail – a little...
The Oscars just happened, and you bet I have something to say about them. Actually, I do not have anything...
I do not want to hear another person’s whines and complaints when I show them fun and fresh pictures of...
If you read my column, you are no stranger to the best skier in all of human history, Lindsey Vonn....
Questions are quoted from John Dunton’s “Athenian Oracle;” answers are Simone Levy’s own renderings. Q: “I am about nineteen years...
Aries (March 21 – April 19) – Kate Lovsted—you’re so much more of a California girl than a Mercer Island...
Taurus (April 20 – May 20) — Ivory-billed ornamental tarantula: all four pairs of your legs are identical, and you...
Aries (March 21 – April 19) — matcha Lay’s potato chips: sometimes you try to help, but your efforts make...
Aries (March 21 – April 19) — goji berries: holistic medicine is fake. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) —...